dreamy-cortex:

me: oh wow this song is nice let’s find some sheet music so i can play i-

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me: nvm

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Ppl: o mi gad its MANGA not MAYNGA
Ppl: btw did u c that enihmay

kimpissible:

when your mom says no to mcdonalds

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waaty:

“gay baby jail” is a joke rich with many layers of humor.

how can you tell if a baby is gay? why would a baby go to jail? why is there a jail specifically for gay babies? what crime could a gay baby have committed? are these crimes so common that a jail must specifically be built for gay babies? the questions are endless.

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miss-zarves:

i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE

(Source: kristyskrushers)

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im-jean-valjean:

inlovewithwhitemen:

iragersaurus:

silentrhetoric:

naturalbods:

Truth.

Wow.. I didn’t know that

File under : things I wasn’t taught in school

Reblog the hell out of this everyone.

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It’s like you guys want to be outraged and offended.

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narumiyas:

*weeaboo voice* why are the hot ones always 2d?

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conkersradfurday:

spankmehardbarry:

one time i went on a date with a gay dude who told me he was attracted to pregnant women’s bellies so he would rub his dick on a basketball and masturbate with it

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beyonseh:

I’M FUCKINFDGJNFJLKDNGS

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